Right Place, Right Time
I'm one of those moms who always - always - has a camera within quick reach. If it's not in my pocket or purse, it's stashed in my bra (among other things) or out on the kitchen counter so I can capture that perfect shot. I mean, how else am I going to compile a stash of bare-butt photos of my kids to use as blackmail later on?
So last night I'm cleaning up the kitchen while Curtis is putting the boys to bed. From the bedroom, I hear Colin's sweet little voice reading The Cat in the Hat in such a cute, animated way that I decide I MUST preserve the moment on video. I grab my trusty camera, turn on the video function, and hide outside the boys' bedroom door. Nobody knows I'm filming.
Now make sure your sound is way up for this one, because it's priceless. And at about seven or eight seconds in, listen really carefully ... and watch Curtis's leg ... and then hear me snickering my ASS off in the background:
Yeah. And we didn't even have beans for dinner. Impressive, huh?
So last night I'm cleaning up the kitchen while Curtis is putting the boys to bed. From the bedroom, I hear Colin's sweet little voice reading The Cat in the Hat in such a cute, animated way that I decide I MUST preserve the moment on video. I grab my trusty camera, turn on the video function, and hide outside the boys' bedroom door. Nobody knows I'm filming.
Now make sure your sound is way up for this one, because it's priceless. And at about seven or eight seconds in, listen really carefully ... and watch Curtis's leg ... and then hear me snickering my ASS off in the background:
Yeah. And we didn't even have beans for dinner. Impressive, huh?
Disclaimer: even though I may appear to be the meanest wife ever, I have Curtis's full permission to post this little tidbit. And y'all don't even want to know what I'm gonna have to do to repay him for that.
Lol guys. Fiance does this whenever, and I'm like "seriously, in the middle of a restaurant?"
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHA..that is too funny! Now you have blackmail for your kids AND your hubby!
ReplyDeleteAwwww TRUE LIFE! Love it! Good to know your house is JUST like mine. ahahaha
ReplyDeleteWow! I am the picture of class. Don't worry ladies there is plenty of me for everyone....
ReplyDeleteThanks Honey, love you too. ;) Butt Face!
LOL too funny!!!! Nice one Curtis!
ReplyDeleteWow! Girl he's a keeper! can you say talent, reading and farting at the same time, can't beat that.
ReplyDeleteMy husband can't believe he let you post that - we are both cracking up!
ReplyDeleteIf we ever had kids, my hubby would totally do something like that, cause he already has a tendency to let it slip whenever he feels like it.
ReplyDeleteLOL that is too funny!
ReplyDeleteI just love that he never missed a beat with the story while ripping one off - way to go DAD! hahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteahhhhh, classic family memories for all to share!
ReplyDeleteOH MY GOSH!!!! THAT WAS HILARIOUS!! Good job trying to keep your composure. :) That was the funnies thing I have seen in a while. thanks CUrtis!
ReplyDeleteYep, just an average night at home! With all those boys in the house and Curtis to set the example, there will undoubtedly be an abundance of bodily noises! I can't wait! LOL
ReplyDeleteThe best part is that your son didn't even skip a beat! Clearly this happens ALL the time.
ReplyDeleteBut, but, RITA! YES we want to know what you're gonna have to do to repay him for that. Whatta ya, nuts? Of COURSE we wanna know - this was priceless! I mean, we ALL fart but we don't all have it preserved for posterity forever!!
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