Just SITS-ing Around

OMG. It's my SITS day.

My SITS day, y'all.

If you're visiting from SITS, you know how important that is (and welcome, welcome, welcome!). If you don't know, you need to - so stop by here to check out the awesomeness that is The SITStahood.

Even though I've been pleading stalking waiting patiently for months, today kind of crept up on me - so when I found out that my blog was the SITS FEATURED BLOG (if I could type that in some sort of sparkle text I totally would), I was surprised. The way you feel when, like, Yaaaaay there's the UPS man with an awesome package but awww, crap, I'm still in my pajamas and braless at 3 pm. You know? I feel like I should have spruced things up around here a bit first. I'm usually* more on top of things.

*and by usually I mean like 30% of the time

I wish I could say my SITS day caught me in the midst of a string of brilliant posts, but in all actuality, it caught me at the end of a bunch of crap: namely a 3-day deathbed of an illness and the aftereffects of a "helpful" husband who means well, but can't multitask (sorry, Honey). Throw in the series of mini-catastrophes that is raising three little boys and a puppy who chews through the Internet connection cord two days in a row, and, well, the blog took a bit of a backseat. But no more. If the posting lag was was my mental constipation, then you, dear friends and new visitors, are my laxative. Because trust me - I've gathered a lot of blog fodder in the past few days.

So anyway, I'm glad you're here. Take a look around and, hopefully, have a laugh or two. I'll point you in the direction of a couple of my favorites to get you started.

Mommy, What's a Whore?  ← in which my son asks me a veeeery uncomfortable question

Cleavage? Clever! ← why boobs are, like, the coolest things evah

Mustachioed Mama ← just another reason to keep your facial hair to a minimum

And don't forget to check out the "About Me" tab (*points helpfully up top*) so you can get to know me. Because I am totally looking forward to getting to know all of you.

Thanks for stopping in, everyone!