I Wish I Could REALLY "Laugh My Ass Off"

I am never - NEVER - without a camera. That's because I encounter far too many hilarious and amusing things to ever be left without a way to document them. Okay, so my "camera" is just my iPhone (hence the crappy picture quality I get sometimes) but still ... it works in a pinch. Such as the other day when Curtis and I were driving through a used car lot and I made him bring the Jeep to a screeching halt by yelling, "Oh my God! Stop stop stop so I can get a picture!"

The picture in question was this:

  Obviously the work of some creative letter-peeling, but LOL-worthy all the same. (Unless there really IS a "Bitch's Used Cars" ... wouldn't that be fabulous?!)

And then there was this little disclaimer on my new sheets:

It's hard to see (damn camera), but it says "Decorative items not included." Which made me all sad-facey because hello, I totally thought there was going to be a vase of flowers in with my sheets.

Speaking of decorative ...

Because nothing says classy interior design like a dog potty-training pad that COMPLEMENTS YOUR DECOR. Now if I could just get Josie to crap in coordinating colors too.

Then there's this ripoff machine full of crap toys that, for only $300 in quarters, you too can purchase something from:

I mean, who doesn't want to play with a figurine named after an Asian cabbage? I was just disappointed that the machine didn't feature Bok Choy Boy's archnemesis, the Kimchee Kid.

But if you don't get what you want from the machine, you can always console yourself with a sweet treat:

Mmm, rocky toad. My faaaavorite.

(For a similar post with more funnies, check out LOL, Y'all)